Eating Ice is Hard..

Today I saw something shiny in the bottom of mum's water glass. I decided to eat it to find out what it was, but first I'd have to get it out of that tall glass with my feet. I touched the bottom and EUK it was WET so I shook my paw and got water all over mum's desk. I tried again, and this time I bumped the glass over and was able to scoop out the hard, shiny and wet object. I tried to eat it but it kept sliding across the desk and left a watery trail.. and suddenly it wasn't there anymore. What!

Where did it go?!

It's Too Hot

It's too hot to move.. Flickr and I are summer hibernators. 

So much green on that bed..

There's an Attic?!

 Today mum's been putting a lot of her clothes into a big yellow box with handles and zippers and wheels on the bottom, I wonder what that could mean. Then something amazing happened! She reached up and grabbed the top of the room and a huge hole gaped open and she was sucked into the hole in the roof! I had to save her! I climbed the branch steps and found myself in a dark and cramped space. Before I had time to explore, mum grabbed me and awkwardly held me with one arm and brought me back down the steps, and then things got even weirder. She put the hole back into the top of the room! It was as if it had never happened! So Flickr and I spent the rest of the afternoon meowing at the roof and trying to get to where the hole had been. I tried to jump to the top of mum's portal, but I didn't make it all the way up and I fell back down. Mum gave me a lift cause she knew I was embarrassed, and I meowed at the roof from up there until I slipped and fell off. I played a little bit more on Will's folding screen machine and then I fell off his desk so I pretended to be taking a nap. I also killed a coat hanger and a tissue. It's been a very productive day!

Here you can see the seams of the hole in the roof!

Ahhh! I'm falling..                                             I'll make it look like I jumped.

Happiness is a Warm Bum

Today Flickr fell asleep outside mum's portal waiting for munchytime, which was silly because the portal was open a bit and she could have gone through and bitten their noses while they slept, which I've found to be much more effective for food purposes. Later, I snuggled with some of Will's hanes because they're really soft and I can get lots of hair on them. When I got bored of that, I decided to check out the figurines on Will's folding screen machine, and found that it makes an excellent bum warmer. It's real nice when he's not here so I can have my paws all over the keys.. but I miss his scritches. He won't mind if I delete some of these documents while he is gone for the weekend, right? 

Flickr Eats The Dumbest Things

Flickr eats the dumbest things. Today she started biting power cords right in front of mum's clicker machine! Then she attacked sticky silver and followed up by gnawing on a desk, and finished with necklaces for dessert. Plus she poses for the mum's clicker machine, like she wants to have pictures taken.. Euk, what a little suck - up with no taste.

Stuck Inside

Since nobody will be home today to take care of us, we're trapped inside the house all day! I was so bored that I tried to eat some banana bread and a button. Mum took some pictures of me because she was bored too! 

Mum says even my feet are cute.

Nyahhh

 Mum found a blood clot on my leg and picked it off, exposing a scratch on my leg. Oww.

Parasite Free

No intestical parasites in me or Flickr! Time to celebrate by chewing on some socks. OH! there's a foot in this one, what fun! Wait.. Euk.. what is this *stuff* mum is putting on my skin between my shoulders? "revolution"? Parasite preventative? With Flea and mite control! That will be great.. once the smell washes off. Blegh! What did they make this out of, skunk cabbage? Wait.. why are you shoving that toothbrush in my mouth! Oi! Not cool mum! Stoooop. Ooh it's crunchy in a fuzzy kind of way when I bite it. Stop! Stop! I've gotta go, someone is going downstairs! Maybe I can trip them this time!

Hunting Wabbits

Today I found a young New England Cottontail in my yard, looking for a playmate! We played for a while, running all over and wrestling. But the little wabbit didn't have very thick skin and seemed to get tired of playing and just lay there.. lame. So I brought it inside for Linus to see what a great hunter I am. He took the wabbit away from me and mum said it needed to be "humanely euphamised" or something, so they put it in a box and drove away with it. Aww.. now nobody can play with it.

Escape! ..Almost

I was a pounce away from mastering escape from the house via their so called "locked" gate this afternoon. I had overheard Will talking about a 'one-way catflap' yesterday, so I got to work attacking the portcullis from the inside. I pawed and I pawed and I managed to unloop the hook and eye clasp that held the elastic over the gate cover. Then I lifted the wooden portcullis with my teeth and was ready to prance outside into freedom ..where Linus and Will were waiting.. they blocked the door from the outside. So I got to work and chewed the elastic until it came loose. Heh heh heh! But they came inside and reinforced the bloackade.. my escape will have to wait another day.

Shutting down the screen machine

Today Flickr pulled the plug on mum's screen machine for the third time this week, shutting that annoying whirring and the bright light rectangle down very effectively. She stuck to her story of 'I got tangled up while trying to bite all the cords at once' but mum was all 'I lost all my work blah blah blah' what a crybaby. Grow up and eat some bugs.

I hate ticks.

Just before bed I was all snuggled up in mum's arms ready for a long sleep and I was rudely disturbed by her plucking at my right ear. She proceeded to get the tweezers and yank at my glorious ear fur! Some rubbish about 'getting it out' and 'this tick is friggin tiny' yeah whatever, just another excuse to torture me while I'm sleepy. She's usually pretty good at taking ticks out, 'cause I get a lot on my face, but I made it really hard for her this time cause I felt like being difficult. It took her so long I was almost back to sleep when she found another one I'd been hiding behind my ear and demanded to have that one out too! This makes my tail flick. Once we get the results from our parasite test then mum will put some tick-away med on our fur. I hope it works.

Squish!

Today I ate my food really really fast cause I was like really really hungry like always and then I ran downstairs really really fast and then I felt really really sick so I barfed up on the carpet. It was a great morning! I wondered how long it would take mum and Will to find it! Later, I came back inside and mum was cleaning the carpet and Will was cleaning his foot. They should really watch where they're walking, especially in dark hallways. I barfed up my dinner too and then poopeded in the sink. Life is goooood.