Squish!

Today I ate my food really really fast cause I was like really really hungry like always and then I ran downstairs really really fast and then I felt really really sick so I barfed up on the carpet. It was a great morning! I wondered how long it would take mum and Will to find it! Later, I came back inside and mum was cleaning the carpet and Will was cleaning his foot. They should really watch where they're walking, especially in dark hallways. I barfed up my dinner too and then poopeded in the sink. Life is goooood.