Happiness is a Warm Bum

Today Flickr fell asleep outside mum's portal waiting for munchytime, which was silly because the portal was open a bit and she could have gone through and bitten their noses while they slept, which I've found to be much more effective for food purposes. Later, I snuggled with some of Will's hanes because they're really soft and I can get lots of hair on them. When I got bored of that, I decided to check out the figurines on Will's folding screen machine, and found that it makes an excellent bum warmer. It's real nice when he's not here so I can have my paws all over the keys.. but I miss his scritches. He won't mind if I delete some of these documents while he is gone for the weekend, right?