Pepperoni Smackdown

This week my favorite napping spot is on the empty toilet paper bag on the bathroom floor. It's perfectly crunchy, smooth and wrinkly at the same time and it's right in the way of where twolegs walk. On Monday I stayed out three hours past curfew and then got caught hanging out in the kitchen sink three times, on Tuesday I took a flying leap at a piece of pepperoni that mum was holding but accidentally sliced her finger open and Flickr was found sleeping on the counter, and on Wednesday I meowed all day until Mum came home so she could remove the teeny ticks from my face. On Thursday Flickr got stuck in the paper closet.