Mmm.. Pizza

Today Mum microwaved a slice of leftover pizza and I begged her for some but she wouldn't give me any! So I climbed up on her shoulder and bit her neck on both sides, but her eye found some of those tiny ticks on my face so she took me to the bathroom and gently removed about 15 from my nose, eyes and ears. When she was finished with me, she gave Flickr the same treatment, although she didn't have any, being such a pussycat. I snuck back to the food room and found that slice of pizza, still warm. It was hard on the bottom and slid nicely across the counter when I licked it, so I nibbled and licked until it was jammed up against the toaster. I heard mum coming so I scurried under a chair and hid cause I hate how she scolds me when I'm up on the counters. She found the pizza on the other side of the counter from the plate and scolded me anyway. Darnit.